Spike Flail

God damn hipsters...

Palin wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-o ... -pros,464/

This was written 10 years ago.

The only problem with Bush (besides tax cuts, stopping stem cell research, and No Child Left Behind) was the wars he got us into weren't big enough.

It's like, ya I joined the Army in hopes of fighting in a war. And luckily 9/11 happened 7 days before I joined thus ensuring a war but Iraq was... ok. I mean I got a Purple Heart and got to kill some dune coons but it wasn't a great war.

I was hoping we'd piss muslims off so bad that I would have got to invade like 5 countries in the Middle East. That would have been awesome.

Problem is we're good at winning wars and not occupation. Should have learned from the Persians/Romans/Mongolians/Soviets, don't start a land war in Central Asia.

Never ever ever start a land war in Asia. You will lose.

congo wrote:

Palin wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-o ... -pros,464/

This was written 10 years ago.

The only problem with Bush (besides tax cuts, stopping stem cell research, and No Child Left Behind) was the wars he got us into weren't big enough.

It's like, ya I joined the Army in hopes of fighting in a war. And luckily 9/11 happened 7 days before I joined thus ensuring a war but Iraq was... ok. I mean I got a Purple Heart and got to kill some dune coons but it wasn't a great war.

I was hoping we'd piss muslims off so bad that I would have got to invade like 5 countries in the Middle East. That would have been awesome.

You're one of the greatest American heroes in my eyes sir.

Wait for it...

congo wrote:

Palin wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-o ... -pros,464/

This was written 10 years ago.

The only problem with Bush (besides tax cuts, stopping stem cell research, and No Child Left Behind) was the wars he got us into weren't big enough.

It's like, ya I joined the Army in hopes of fighting in a war. And luckily 9/11 happened 7 days before I joined thus ensuring a war but Iraq was... ok. I mean I got a Purple Heart and got to kill some dune coons but it wasn't a great war.

I was hoping we'd piss muslims off so bad that I would have got to invade like 5 countries in the Middle East. That would have been awesome.

I'm hoping I'll get a chance to go kill some sand niggers soon too. Just applied to the UK army, and they're always going to be active killing muslims.

You guys make me sad.

Arkadin wrote:I'm hoping I'll get a chance to go kill some sand niggers soon too. Just applied to the UK army, and they're always going to be active killing muslims.

If there is one thing muslims are good at it's catching bullets with their face. Good luck on your service!

And my biggest complaint about Iraq is we didn't wipe them out and take their oil. Their blood, their oil, my $1.50 a gallon.

For you FF XI buggards

^ obviously tass

Xellos wrote:^ obviously tass

sigh .. its sad but its true

Tassadar wrote:http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81911468/

That was great lol.

rofl who does that

loved when he talked about MGS lol

Yea Beagle got owned. Still gotta give props to Asham and the caps won 3-2 in OT.