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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Valock » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:45 pm

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WTF IS THAT THING OF MY NIGHTMARES
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Post by Xellos » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:06 pm

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Post by Cleet » Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:08 am

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Post by Tassadar » Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:58 pm

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Tassadar » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:43 pm



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Palin wrote:but he leaves a really bad taste in my mouth
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Kal » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:16 am

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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Ello » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:52 am

i dont get it
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Actovision » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:03 am

All bitches think about is eating.
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Ello » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:28 pm

I still dont get it :( lol
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Valock » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:22 pm

Ello wrote:I still dont get it :( lol
1 guy and 1 girl looking at a particular colored (anything) : Chick: "oh look its maroon colored".... dude: "its red get over it"

Never go shopping with chicks who are ocd about outfit color matching.... "does this match these 2 other pieces?" /facepalm
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Tassadar » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:38 pm

pretty much what val said .... and apparently acto only gets fat chicks
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Ello » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:33 pm

OH nvm, I was looking at that all wrong >.> lol
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Kal » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:03 pm

The song "Still Alive" from Portal slowed down by 800%.

http://soundcloud.com/xihilisk/still-al ... d-down-800
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Melbu » Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:29 pm

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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Tassadar » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:16 pm

that shits so peaceful kal, the exact opposite of the original ... wasnt expecting that
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by rejekt » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:03 pm

Tassadar wrote:that shits so peaceful kal, the exact opposite of the original ... wasnt expecting that
And that painting is epic.
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Re: I Found It On The Web...

Post by Kal » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:09 pm

Tassadar wrote:that shits so peaceful kal, the exact opposite of the original ... wasnt expecting that
Isn't it? I love it.
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