I Found It On The Web...

Post by **Krispy** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:22 pm

when I get bored I surf for the internets newest funny shit and such. I'll just post awesome shit I find here so take a look if you're bored.

Picture of the Day:

Fav link of the day: How to wipe your ass with one square of toilet paper (Now you guys will know how I shit so fast)
http://www.feloniousramblings.com/2008/ ... ce-of.html

First video Dedicated to Astana

Chauvinist:
This male dominance guy fucking owns some Dr. Phill bitch in the audience.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

Incest (This is safe for work, news article)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7334649.stm

Emo Tree:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 95,00.html

Man gets 5 yeras after hitting a boy with a hedgehog:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

NSFW Links:

For Actovision: http://www.phreak.org/ana/skinny.html

For fuck's sake dont click this, I beg you seriously: http://populationpaste.com/blog/2006/05 ... y-buddies/

And we'll finish off the day with a Google Street view of a crack deal:
http://tinyurl.com/24v7u5

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This is what I do to Summonlight when he wants to talk about his feelings after sex (NSFW)
http://www.redtube.com/400

23KG of Tumor to the face plz!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &plindex=0

Some Impressive Knife Work (NSFW)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &plindex=0

The Ultimage Fighting game (Kung Fu Remake Animation)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3mpbx0wFks

Hungry? Breakfast time! (NSFW)
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/Breakfasts+on+me

Some bitch get executed durka durk style (NSFW)
http://nothingtoxic.com/media/119742894 ... y_Al_Qaeda

Some Animal Cruelty Shit (NSFW)
Humans are treated worse then this on a much broader scale. Only thing that even came close to distrubing me was the dog that had been skinned alive at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG0YrDMeVvI

Basshunter Dota
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OzWIFX8 ... re=related

PANTIES:
http://mypantystore.com/

Guy steals 450 kegs of beer in Dublin
http://www.startribune.com/722/story/1582881.html

Kid gets raped by his dog
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11967 ... by_his_Dog

Homemade ciggy factory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqfMl0lBX0s

Actual footage of suicide bomber explosion:
(This is NOT gross/disgusting/gruesome)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sUdUEOVdEuc

Some idiot watching a "UFO"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2a5_1196430866

Crazy Ping-ponging asians
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:24992

Grandma eats daughters poo...and LIVES!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... bug126.xml

Worst Hunter VS Dumbest Deer: Deer wins.
http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=yr8ffxgy43

Couple finds 50,000 slides of child porn in their basement
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=8724

Retard arrested for trying to deposit a 1million dollar bill
The US has never even printed a million dollar bill...ever.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/...on_dollar_bill

Norway's Prison System
This will make you want to move to Norway ASAP
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b5d_1195670526

Cherrry Chocolate Rain
Tay Zonday hits it big with his new hit "Cherry Chocolate Rain"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

Japan's plan for Worlds Tallest Building
This building would be taller then Mt. Fuji
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/japan ... allest.php

Lego Computer:
http://home.hawaii.rr.com/chowfamily/lego/

2Girls1Finger (Worse then 2Girls1Cut) NSFW!!
http://www.2girls1finger.com/

Some guy making some cool trick billard shots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnN5wVWu ... re=related

Next-Gen-Paintbrush
http://www.comnetslash.com/2007/11/26/a ... int-brush/

New Dinosaur discovered "Nigersaurus"
News Article:
http://tinyurl.com/3af7xm

Orangatang Sex Slave:
This shit is gross, just a new article though, nothing graphic
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdo ... country=us

16 Bit Video Game Marching Band
This band some music/movements that depict NES/SNES/Sega games
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gaming/the-c ... oplay=true

Tree man Disease
This shit is gross
http://tinyurl.com/2m7vk7

Will It Blend?
Kinda old now but this dude asks the question, then tests to find the answer.
http://www.willitblend.com/

Trike Accidents
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761839

Fucking Hilarious gumby voiceover
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RT3xtXtJarw

Banned Mastercard Commercial (This one is NOT lame)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 3710108270

Fatty stuck in hole
http://www.pandachute.com/fatty-stuck-in-a-ditch.htm
Some fat bitch gets stuck in a hole..its so pathetic.

Dysklexic Kid Expelled for bring "Toy Gnu" to school
http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1055.html

Supposedly the most expensive Commerical ever made (Guiness)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JinnnukLCbM

Brutal 80's Gang Fight
This is not for the weak minded, this is how they got it done back in the 80's
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/44451

Guy gets a golfball teed from his nuts.
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=395157

52 influential photographs
http://lukeprog.com/52-influential-photographs/
This is a gallery of the 52 most influential photographs ever. Some of them are of starvation in africa and shit so be warned its not all pretty.

Microsofts tabletop computer

This is kind of old but its a badass new computer system MSFT is making. It'll be in bars and hotels and casinos first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtKQNwqNLLk&NR=1

Cop gets too frisky

This cop is pattin down some guy and feels something...he asks the guy what it is....and OOPS.
http://www.break.com/index/frisking-...oo-frisky.html

that's all for now i'll updat as I run into more stuff.

Post by **Actovision** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:39 am

That Microsoft tabletop is one step shy of "Minority Report"ing my face off.

Post by **Krispy** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:49 pm

its badass isnt it? I was impressed, updated again.

Post by **Actovision** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:06 am

No post about "Don't tase me, Bro"?

Post by **Krispy** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:46 am

Nah man you can find that on your own. This is shit that you might not normall come across I think.

Post by **Krispy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:42 pm

Updated

Post by **Krispy** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:57 am

updated

Post by **Krispy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:47 am

Updated: Does anyone even read this shit?

Post by **Krispy** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:11 am

Update. Only 2 items that are safe for the work, all the rest wait until you get home to watch.

Post by **Swole** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:47 am

How did Krispy miss this video of Acto's lil sis keepin it realz, yo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU

Post by **Darktheside** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:45 pm

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 7935&sid=1

People in your raid

Im def mr mikeless<.<
and im pretty sure HB dies a little on the inside every time we wipe in hyjal.

Post by **Palin** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:59 pm

Is it bad that I'm 3 in one?

Post by **Actovision** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:13 pm

This is my take:

Wolvie is "Mr. Mikeless" [sic] hands down, sorry dark.
You're definitely the New Guy, without the week or less tenure.
Astana is Stratman
Dabhul is stay at home mom
Naosu is The Kid and The other kid all at once
I don't think it needs to be said which one Midori is
Payload is Hunter Class Leader
HB is the stoner (for reasons known to the undercover DEA agent living on his couch)
Hirokal is the Prima Donna (thank god we got an MT who can shield block now...)
Preech is the Chick with accent (lawl it said Alabama too)
I'm the positive officer (promotion plix)
Palin is the raid leader, Guy who runs the guild, and the GM
Patty is the Healing Pallie [sic]
Swole is the negative officer
Book is the Healing Officer

Post by **Swole** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:32 pm

I'm the negative officer? It fucking says Supremus in the description and fucking volcanoes! If it said they were drinking a mad cheap, domestic beer form Anheuser-Busch would you still think of me? or would you get your head out of your ass and do some analysis? Jesus, sheep something so I can AOE lacerate it and maybe I'll feel better.

BTW, where's Mr. Second Guesser in that description? The guy that wants no responsibility, but when things don't go well, he's whispering in tells, "I don't know why they insist on doing it this way?" quietly eroding the guild cohesiveness and morale.

Where's Mr. I don't do farm content (because it's below me, call me when we raid something new). This guy thinks he's great, probably because he plays a minor role and has no true responsibility. Can be found standing in his epix in Orgrimmar, and playing his alt while constantly checking on the raid progression to see if he wants in.

Post by **Xellos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:38 pm

My breakdown

GM - Palin
RL - Every officer that has ever RL
Positive Officer - Doesn't exist
Negative Officer - HB
Healing Officer - Patty, Zepp
Guy who runs the guild - Palin
Hunter class lead - Payload
Stratman - Maybe Mish...
The Gay Guy - Rob
Stay at home mom - No one really matches the description
Mikeless - Wolvie, Naosu
The Kid - Naosu
The Drunks - Probably a decent amount of the raid, Crez is most open about it
Stoners - Payload
Prima Donna - Hmm, no one atm
Chick with accent - Astana (does deep and gravelly count as an accent?)
Healing pally - Patty, used to be me.
Warlock whisperer - Doesn't matter...locks are afk anyways
Newguy - Shieldslam will always retain this title.

Post by **Cryana** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:06 pm

Xellos wrote:Stay at home mom - No one really matches the description

yet....

sometime around April.

Post by **Actovision** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:46 am

Swole wrote: BTW, where's Mr. Second Guesser in that description? The guy that wants no responsibility, but when things don't go well, he's whispering in tells, "I don't know why they insist on doing it this way?" quietly eroding the guild cohesiveness and morale.

Cheap shot imo.

Swole wrote: Where's Mr. I don't do farm content (because it's below me, call me when we raid something new). This guy thinks he's great, probably because he plays a minor role and has no true responsibility. Can be found standing in his epix in Orgrimmar, and playing his alt while constantly checking on the raid progression to see if he wants in.

Playing TF2 and being suspicious of Amish neighbors no doubt.

Where's the "How does this guy get 5 stacks of Lacerate and a moonfire dot on a mob instantly and without even attacking" This guy has no idea that marks are meant to be used, respected, and remembered.

Post by **Actovision** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:56 pm

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 0584&sid=1

Epitomizes the forums.

In before "keylogger!1".

Post by **Xellos** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:54 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6e7sO1ss0

I'm months behind but I stumbled upon it last night and it's been in my damn head since then...

Post by **Actovision** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:33 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Eh3IQX9R98k&sid=1

old but funny

Ghost Ride the drip!

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